Keyed DECEMBER SCHUNGER GAMES

[Stockstall]

@Mustard

 

[Mustard]

over

 

[MeursaultLE]

DAY 3
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It turns out I forgot to eat at the party last night, and a day without 4000 calories for an American is cause for instant death. What a shame. Stephen scares away King Davey when he starts saying black guys have bigger peckers than him, while Joe helps out one of his trans soldiers with some medicine. Another batch of (((fertilizer))) is given to Pepsilord, and Xiu finds running to be difficult as he sprains his ankle while S4BBC gives chase.
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Allowing his demons to possess him, Zuse grabs a sickle and chops Steve's head off. Meursault swings at Adventures and misses, but that is not the case for Cherek, who drives a spear straight through the yellow body of Mustard. Its an uprising against the jannies, folks! The only janny left is now baqqrih!
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Speaking of baqqrih, he gets into a fight against Blox and loses, but Blox gives mercy to the janny, promising to beat him again another day. Jordanian and Donald both take turns jumping out of bushes and scaring whoever comes by, and another hunting party is formed between 2 killers and 2 pacifists.
On to night 3!​

TOTAL JANNY DEATH

 

[Joe Biden]

Very proud that I had the chance to spend the time I was given as president to care for the most important of our american citizen: the vulnerable trans youth.
It truly has been a gift.

 

[Itransheartblox]

Another explosion goes off, and there is a crater where Soyteen Liker used to be! She slipped on a rock and into the waiting landmine, how horrible!​

>Oh my science is that a black dil-""KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM""

 

[Itransheartblox]

@baqqrih

 

[Itransheartblox]

NIGHT 3
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The current status of everyone on the board.
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The night begins with many of the schloggas in a singing mood. Blox finds a hunting party approaching his fire and starts throwing torches into the forest to scare them away, and it works!
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Zuse and Pepsilord admire each other up close while Iberrhea gets a free axe. While King Davey watches the night sky, a loud BOOM echoes across the arena! Stephen and oxamrazor go blasting off into the sky like two fireworks, courtesy of FrogKing! Almost as loud as the bomb, a ear-splitting KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK was heard as well.
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Adventures begs Skibidi to sleep in his bed tonight, and Meursault eyes Hoot with naughty intentions. Another explosion goes off, and there is a crater where Soyteen Liker used to be! She slipped on a rock and into the waiting landmine, how horrible!
And that concludes our night 3! Check in tomorrow to see if you've survived the day!​

Obsessed BBC 'cord woke up
they are trying to steal my black BVLL's

 

[X Immigrant]

Join my Indian prayer ritual to kill @baqqrih

 

[Itransheartblox]

Join my Indian prayer ritual to kill @baqqrih

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spare @baqqrih

 

[1844 or Something]

Inb4 God's light protects baqqrih and he makes it through the entire game without taking a life

 

[X Immigrant]

Inb4 God's light protects baqqrih and he makes it through the entire game without taking a life

Fack you Krishna, Brahma, and Vishnu won bloody basterd bitch thees will not happen.

 

[MeursaultLE]

@baqqrih
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he's next to die btw

 

[Itransheartblox]

he's next to die btw
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obsessed janny haters

 

[Iberius]

Very proud that I had the chance to spend the time I was given as president to care for the most important of our american citizen: the vulnerable trans youth.
It truly has been a gift.

I voted for Joe Biden

 

[Iberius]

Inb4 God's light protects baqqrih and he makes it through the entire game without taking a life

Inb4 God will kill baqqrih because God isn't a pussy who protects niggers, that's why he lets nigger babies in africa die of starvation

 

[kingdavey]

NIGHT 3
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The current status of everyone on the board.
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The night begins with many of the schloggas in a singing mood. Blox finds a hunting party approaching his fire and starts throwing torches into the forest to scare them away, and it works!
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Zuse and Pepsilord admire each other up close while Iberrhea gets a free axe. While King Davey watches the night sky, a loud BOOM echoes across the arena! Stephen and oxamrazor go blasting off into the sky like two fireworks, courtesy of FrogKing! Almost as loud as the bomb, a ear-splitting KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK was heard as well.
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Adventures begs Skibidi to sleep in his bed tonight, and Meursault eyes Hoot with naughty intentions. Another explosion goes off, and there is a crater where Soyteen Liker used to be! She slipped on a rock and into the waiting landmine, how horrible!
And that concludes our night 3! Check in tomorrow to see if you've survived the day!​

Bro I am thinking of how sexy the sky is bro because bro sometimes bro the clouds form a naked woman bro

 

[MeursaultLE]

SOON

 

[DOLL]

Finishing dinner, day 4 coming soon

 

[DOLL]

DAY 4

On day 4, Adventures decides to hide in the bushes as Pepsilord walks by. Zuse, ever the combatant, beats down S4BBC but decides to let him go. Iberrhea goes chasing after Hoot, and Starbing finds a cool river.

Blox gets tired of hearing the word "Bro" and hides behind a tree as King Davey runs past him. Slopjak picks some flowers, Meursault wants to go home, and DonaldMcDonald passes away after becoming dehydrated.

The hunting parties are starting to get smaller as the contestants thin out. Cherek is busy crafting a slingshot to kill something for dinner, Xiu looks for goodies, and our two explosives wielding terrorists team up to find the infidels.
Up next is night 4​

 

[DOLL]

NIGHT 4

SkibidiSigma remembers he is missing all of the fanon updates to Skibidi Toilet and sighs, wishing he had his computer with him. Zuse, unable to make a friend without immediately trying to kill them, cries as his loneliness exhausts him enough to go to sleep. Starbing really wants to change his Homestuck pfp and says he wants to die to Blox. Blox denies him this mercy and continues walking. Finally, Joe Biden is traveling with Cherek and after old Joe takes a rough stumble, Cherek knifes him in the back. What betrayel!

In the darkness, baqqrih loses his way. S4BBC remembers the fight from earlier and dies, but he wakes up from his nightmare. Meursalt hums, FrogKing wonders how the hell he got into this situation, and KingDavey meets up with Jordanian Patriot to hold hands and spend some time together.

Finally, Pepsilord throws sticks at several other contestants to shoo them away, Adventures hums, and Slopjak turns into a monkey.
It seems like we are getting the Brant Steele special where everything starts to slow down, so tomorrow will be our Schunger Games finale. Tomorrow, one of these contestants will be your new winner. See you then!​