Keyed DECEMBER SCHUNGER GAMES

[Mustard]

DAY 2
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Today the sponsors are pretty active, gifting Cherek Dauvin and me some water. Pepsilord chases da dog but loses him in the forest, and GnuAintUnix forgets to drink water and dies of thirst.
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Oxam, Iberrhea, Xiu, and baqqrih start rummaging through Stephen's tent, hoping to find Stephen for an easy kill but only finding the BBC dildo collection. More water is given to Mustard (should have been given to Gnu), another hunting party roams around on the other side of the map, and Adventures finds a river. Neato.
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Blox sneakily watches hackerman and his womanish body while he changes, Hoot steals Jordanian Patriot's explosive charge, and S4BBC overhears Starbing and Steve's conversation. FrogKing finds the same neat river that Adventures found, and Zuse becomes african.
Up next is night 2!​

Thanks @DOLL (95%)

 

[Iberius]

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@slopjak what's the matter hubby

Dead people can't talk

 

[Itransheartblox]

NIGHT 2
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Another (((unknown sponsor))) gifts Xiu an explosive charge. I wonder who could be shipping in this much fertilizer into the competition? Likewise, Starbing gets a hatchet, and Jordanian receives some more water. Looks like the sponsors just didn't like Gnu that much. Meursault and Pepsilord gossip about the surviving schloggas, and Oxam tries to get some rest.
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While baqqrih starts a sneaky fire, Soyteen Liker makes herself known and spears dataminedandproud through the chest from the bushes! The forest is full of many dangerous things, including women it seems! At the same time, SkibidiSigma, hackerman, and HWABAG get into a bloody brawl, and only the talking toilet survives yes-yes! Zuse gets some doordash as well.
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And again with the fucking water, but this time its for KingDavey. Three groups of schloggas are enjoying the night together, albeit in vastly different ways. Iberrhea, Adventures, Mustard, and Hoot talk about the legend of the fingerboy. DonaldMcDonald, FrogKing, and I think of our plans for the morning. And S4BBC starts screaming wildly when he sees Steve, Blox, and Stephen trying to get close to his fire. Truly a horrible sight.
And thats our night 2! Already some top players are revealing themselves. Who will survive the next day? Tune in tomorrow to find out!​

>3 BLACK BVLL's trying to rape S4BBC

 

[1844 or Something]

>getting killed by soyteen liker

 

[Itransheartblox]

>getting killed by soyteen liker
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tbh she would go serial killer mode if the reward was a BLACKED.COM membership

 

[Itransheartblox]

tbh she would go serial killer mode if the reward was a BLACKED.COM membership

and suck off steve before killing him

 

[Stephen]

tbh she would go serial killer mode if the reward was a BLACKED.COM membership

Who here wouldnt?
Also projection kys

 

[Itransheartblox]

Who here wouldnt?
Also projection kys

I'm not projecting doe
we spadeGODS won

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

and suck off steve before killing him

they're both mulattos, so it'd be a match made in heaven

 

[Stephen]

they're both mulattos, so it'd be a match made in heaven

For real?
I ship it

 

[jimbo]

bbc taker above me

 

[Stephen]

Projectorpedo above me

 

[1844 or Something]

BBC Scholar above

 

[Itransheartblox]

bbc taker above me

show me your Strange Spadeson tattoo

 

[Itransheartblox]

Blox sneakily watches hackerman and his womanish body while he changes,​

I can explain

 

[Itransheartblox]

I can explain

Doll is trying to make me look bad
take your meds chud I didn't stalk hackerman

 

[He Will Always Be a Gem]

Btw HWABAG and I are different users. the one in the game is supposed to be me but has the username of the other user.

 

[dataminedandproud]

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kingdavey, if you can hear us, please kingdavey

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

People have sex in hunger games. Does that make it epi?

 

[The Adventures of Soyjak]

@DOLL (95%) big buddy where's the schunger games