Schizo How can I improve my life with $150 USD

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

It's not really a lot of money but I changed my mind and I don't want to spend my Christmas budget on useless crap.
Can be anything, I don't know where to start. I'm thinking about buying some skincare stuff, a Bible, and a basic non-smart cellphone though.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

That's like a half of the average wage

average wage in what span of time?

 

[Sneedson]

Yeah I just checked my local gun store and I'm seeing shotguns from $250 to $550

the privileges of being a 'mutt

 

[evandoe]

average wage in what span of time?

1 month.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Yeah I just checked my local gun store and I'm seeing shotguns from $250 to $550

I should just move to the US, I'll blend in with the local population in Tejas anyway

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

1 month.

oh
Now i feel guilty, like I don't appreciate what i have enough. I apologize

I should just move to the US, I'll blend in with the local population in Tejas anyway

You probably would, everyone besides Indians "gets along" fairly well

 

[Steve]

old spice deodorant, a sweater, and a good pair of jeans.

 

[Sneedson]

old spice deodorant, a sweater, and a good pair of jeans.

i thought you would've said "fired chicken, a pack of newports and some jordans", then again you probably didn't pay for them

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

You probably would, everyone besides Indians "gets along" fairly well

I'm glad Indians have been basically ostracized from every corner of society that isn't theirs, everybody just took a look at beautiful Bharat and realized pajeets are a pest in "human" form

 

[jimbo]

i thought you would've said "fired chicken, a pack of newports and some jordans", then again you probably didn't pay for them

marioman pfp made me geg why the fuck did you choose that as your avi

 

[Sneedson]

marioman pfp made me geg why the fuck did you choose that as your avi

for funsies

 

[DOLL]

Oh fuck I thought the thread title was $1500 not $150

 

[Sneedson]

Oh fuck I thought the thread title was $1500 not $150

get a hold of yourself

 

[Steve]

i thought you would've said "fired chicken, a pack of newports and some jordans", then again you probably didn't pay for them

I'm just trying to say that looking good matters first and foremost for improving your life because its a significant stat buff for all social interactions. Not smelling gross helps too and with how @Minuteman describes his day I can't bet on that.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I'm just trying to say that looking good matters first and foremost for improving your life because its a significant stat buff for all social interactions. Not smelling gross helps too and with how @Minuteman describes his day I can't bet on that.

Every time I take a shower the water starts turning brown

 

[Sneedson]

I'm just trying to say that looking good matters first and foremost for improving your life because its a significant stat buff for all social interactions. Not smelling gross helps too and with how @Minuteman describes his day I can't bet on that.

why are you taking my response seriously? I was making a satirical comment on your race

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'm just trying to say that looking good matters first and foremost for improving your life because its a significant stat buff for all social interactions. Not smelling gross helps too and with how @Minuteman describes his day I can't bet on that.

I shower daily, if I don't I feel all gross and nasty. Also use some clinical strength antiperspirant to help with my underarm sweat.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I shower daily, if I don't I feel all gross and nasty. Also use some clinical strength antiperspirant to help with my underarm sweat.

I do the same as you but my skin condition immediately makes the effect of the shower imperceptible, it starts smelling like pus 30 minutes after I take a shower and there's not much I can do about it unfortunately

 

[Sneedson]

I shower daily, if I don't I feel all gross and nasty. Also use some clinical strength antiperspirant to help with my underarm sweat.

Why did he make the assumption that your body odour is sub-par?

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

@ONESHOT SUCKS
Next time you "Neutral" react me know that you're making fun of a disabled person CHUD

 

[Steve]

why are you taking my response seriously? I was making a satirical comment on your race

It was a good nucleation point for me to give reasoning towards my purchase suggestions.