8doe
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so i saw videos on the 'tube of "how much prison time would THIS CHARACTER GET" and i watched it and i wasted 38 fucking minutes watching some soyboy talk about family guy
so i figured i can make things a LITTLE BIT MORE INTERESTING
1. HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTIVELY USE THE SITE?
around 70-80 people during peak hours
2. WHAT ARE SOME COMMON CRIMES OR THREATS?
rape, murder, sexual harassment, "hate crimes" (still legally a crime) are typically the most common ones, but we're only gonna talk about the first 3 because they're the most common
3. SEARCH & ESTIMATE
there are 20 mentions of rape per page. there are 192 FULL pages of people talking about raping people they don't like, GIVING US 3840 RAPE CHARGES FOR THE WHOLE WEBSITE. THAT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE EVERY MEMBER 3 RAPE CASES WHICH IS ALREADY LIFE RUINING.
WE'RE NOT DONE YET
NOW ONTO MENTIONS OF MURDER!!!
350 PAGES/7000 MENTIONS OF YOU SICK FUCKS TALKING ABOUT THE WORD "KILL" ALONE. now the word "murder" (30 pages/600 mentions of murder)
(terrorism will be ignored)
now onto sexual harassment
i went onto the profiles of @Soyteen Liker @sodack and @ribbon and counted every profile post that said sexual shit
i counted 14 instances on soyteen liker's profile on the first 4 pages. since i can't count past 4 i have deducted the average amount of sexual harassment on liker's profile is around 4 posts per page, giving us an average of 72 sexual harassment charges for her profile alone
sodack has around 16 instances of sexual harassment on her profile, most being the responsibility of none other than @Sagehardt and @DonutHole so this will be added onto xem individually
surprisingly ribbon has only 5 instances which i'm surprised about
4. AVERAGE
75 people are being charged with the following
aggravated rape
55% of murder cases will be first degree murder
45% of murder cases will be second degree murder
third degree murder is unintentional so that shit doesn't count
sexual harassment and intimidation
7600 murder cases divided amongst 75 people gives us 101~ murder cases per person, more specifically 56 counts of murder in the first degree and 45 counts in the second degree
3840 aggravated rape cases divided amongst 75 people gives us 51~ rape cases per person
sexual harassment and intimidation 77 counts with 75 people gets us almost exactly 1 charge (sagehardt and donuthole will be given 8 sexual harassment charges on their own)
5. SENTENCING (US court of law)
56 counts of first degree murder would be 56 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole
45 counts of murder in the second degree would be 1350 years in prison according to US sentencing guidelines
51 counts of aggravated sexual abuse would be 51 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole
1 count of sexual harassment would be 2 months in prison
assuming the average person lives 77 years, putting our consecutive life sentences together, we get a total of 8239 years in prison
adding that to the second degree charges we get 9589 years and 2 months of jailtime. have fun with tyrone pal GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
NOTES
sagehardt and donuthole have to serve an extra year and 4 months for their crimes specifically.
so i figured i can make things a LITTLE BIT MORE INTERESTING
1. HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTIVELY USE THE SITE?
around 70-80 people during peak hours
2. WHAT ARE SOME COMMON CRIMES OR THREATS?
rape, murder, sexual harassment, "hate crimes" (still legally a crime) are typically the most common ones, but we're only gonna talk about the first 3 because they're the most common
3. SEARCH & ESTIMATE
there are 20 mentions of rape per page. there are 192 FULL pages of people talking about raping people they don't like, GIVING US 3840 RAPE CHARGES FOR THE WHOLE WEBSITE. THAT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE EVERY MEMBER 3 RAPE CASES WHICH IS ALREADY LIFE RUINING.
WE'RE NOT DONE YET
NOW ONTO MENTIONS OF MURDER!!!
350 PAGES/7000 MENTIONS OF YOU SICK FUCKS TALKING ABOUT THE WORD "KILL" ALONE. now the word "murder" (30 pages/600 mentions of murder)
(terrorism will be ignored)
now onto sexual harassment
i went onto the profiles of @Soyteen Liker @sodack and @ribbon and counted every profile post that said sexual shit
i counted 14 instances on soyteen liker's profile on the first 4 pages. since i can't count past 4 i have deducted the average amount of sexual harassment on liker's profile is around 4 posts per page, giving us an average of 72 sexual harassment charges for her profile alone
sodack has around 16 instances of sexual harassment on her profile, most being the responsibility of none other than @Sagehardt and @DonutHole so this will be added onto xem individually
surprisingly ribbon has only 5 instances which i'm surprised about
4. AVERAGE
75 people are being charged with the following
aggravated rape
55% of murder cases will be first degree murder
45% of murder cases will be second degree murder
third degree murder is unintentional so that shit doesn't count
sexual harassment and intimidation
7600 murder cases divided amongst 75 people gives us 101~ murder cases per person, more specifically 56 counts of murder in the first degree and 45 counts in the second degree
3840 aggravated rape cases divided amongst 75 people gives us 51~ rape cases per person
sexual harassment and intimidation 77 counts with 75 people gets us almost exactly 1 charge (sagehardt and donuthole will be given 8 sexual harassment charges on their own)
5. SENTENCING (US court of law)
56 counts of first degree murder would be 56 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole
45 counts of murder in the second degree would be 1350 years in prison according to US sentencing guidelines
51 counts of aggravated sexual abuse would be 51 consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole
1 count of sexual harassment would be 2 months in prison
assuming the average person lives 77 years, putting our consecutive life sentences together, we get a total of 8239 years in prison
adding that to the second degree charges we get 9589 years and 2 months of jailtime. have fun with tyrone pal GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
NOTES
sagehardt and donuthole have to serve an extra year and 4 months for their crimes specifically.
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