Coal How would your children look like if you had them with a schlog user?

[jimbo]

We found each other on a roblox game. Then she asked me for my whatsapp

NAW BLUD

 

[Fortuna]

It's because of growing up, loser. This happens because as you grow older, an individual year takes up less and less of your time.
Half of your life when you're 2
Quarter when you're 4
Eighth when you're 8
Sixteenth when you're 16

YES I FUCKING KNOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH I AM NOT AN IDIOT I AM SAYING IT IS FAST EVEN FOR THAT

 

[jimbo]

I am very excited. I'm not so enthusiastic about how fast November is going. Feels like I've barely worked on anything I wanted to.

neither am i, but i just wanna get this year over with so i don’t mind the time flying by all that much.

 

[8doe]

she draws genderswap tf2 characters

hamas from one man to another this is not a good thing

 

[jerry_blevins]

NAW BLUD

i wonder if shes a catfish

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

YES I FUCKING KNOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH I AM NOT AN IDIOT I AM SAYING IT IS FAST EVEN FOR THAT

 

[Hamas_2]

what why and how

She didn’t use discoal so she uses whatsapp instead. We became friends for a little bit until we started having a relationship after that

 

[Fortuna]

hamas from one man to another this is not a good thing

Whatever. Don't even bother. He's gonna learn it the hard way because he's desperate for any sort of affection, even if it comes from a woman 6 years older than him who is obviously not in the right space mentally.

 

[jimbo]

She didn’t use discoal so she uses whatsapp instead. We became friends for a little bit until we started having a relationship after that

bro ima be honest with you hamas my nigga it’s probably a catfisher

 

[8doe]

We found each other on a roblox game. Then she asked me for my whatsapp

i'm not gonna judge you on this i did long distance for a bit
long distance is not a bad way of running a relationship so long as there is an intention to meet one another some day whether it be this week or a year from now
i'd know too, my late girlfriend lived 25 miles away from me and i only got to see her in real life once every 2 God forbid even 3 weeks

 

[jerry_blevins]

She didn’t use discoal so she uses whatsapp instead. We became friends for a little bit until we started having a relationship after that

no how did you guys share whatsapps and how do you know shes not a catfish

 

[8doe]

Whatever. Don't even bother. He's gonna learn it the hard way because he's desperate for any sort of affection, even if it comes from a woman 6 years older than him who is obviously not in the right space mentally.

>6 years older than him
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Hamas_2]

i wonder if shes a catfish

No. She posted her voice to me on whatsapp. Im not leaking it either wat

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

She didn’t use discoal so she uses whatsapp instead. We became friends for a little bit until we started having a relationship after that

Whatsapp? Roblox?
Nigga your girlfriend is a 54 year old brown Pakistani from Islamabad called Ras al-Hawb Mohammed

 

[jerry_blevins]

No. She posted her voice to me on whatsapp. Im not leaking it either wat

and how are you sure its her voice

 

[Fortuna]

No. She posted her voice to me on whatsapp. Im not leaking it either wat

Have you even been on a video call?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

coaliest thread ever and schlogcucks still respond to it forever keeeeek

It's useful for one thing:
I can react bomb @vivo endive

 

[jimbo]

It's useful for one thing:
I can react bomb @vivo endive

oh my obsession

 

[8doe]

Whatsapp? Roblox?
Nigga your girlfriend is a 54 year old brown Pakistani from Islamabad called Ras al-Hawb Mohammed

>saar im real girl saar hear voice saar i work at textile factory
<MOHAMMED! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH TEENNAGERS ON THE INTERNET?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTERNET ACCESS
>haha no fatima go back to kitchen
<MOHAMMED MY NAME IS AMIRA
>oh sorry haha i mistook you for second wife
<I'M FUCKING DIVORCING YOU

 

[jimbo]

>saar im real girl saar hear voice saar i work at textile factory
<MOHAMMED! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH TEENNAGERS ON THE INTERNET?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTERNET ACCESS
>haha no fatima go back to kitchen
<MOHAMMED MY NAME IS AMIRA
>oh sorry haha i mistook you for second wife
<I'M FUCKING DIVORCING YOU

KEK, she does that.