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Schizo Left 4 Dead 2 Gamerino

@SmallAnus

Download sourcemod for leetnux here: https://www.sourcemod.net/downloads.php?branch=stable
Merge "addons" and "cfg" folders from the sourcemod archive with the ones in the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Download metamod for shitnux here: https://www.metamodsource.net/downloads.php?branch=stable
Merge "addons" folder from the metamod archive with the one in the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Generate a VDF here, set "Game:" as "Left 4 Dead 2" and leave "Game Folder:" empty https://www.metamodsource.net/vdf
Delete "metamod.vdf" and "metamod_x64.vdf" files from the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/" folder
Put your generated VDF file into the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/" folder
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Open the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/configs/admins_simple.ini" file
Find your steam id by putting a link to your steam profile here: https://steamdb.info/calculator/ (or any other indian steam id finder)
Copy the steam id, paste it at the end of the file, add a space or tab and write "99:z"
You can also comment your name with a double slash
It will look like this:
// RetardedLeetnuxPajeet
STEAM_0:0:694200000 99:z
Save the file
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Right click Left 4 Dead 2 on steam, go to properties
Add "-insecure" into launch options
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Download l4dtoolz from here: https://github.com/Accelerator74/l4dtoolz/releases (pajeetnux version of course. also make sure you get the l4d2 version, not l4d)
Merge "addons" folder with the one in the "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/" directory


EDIT: Turns out, l4dtoolz is causing crashes on linux. Works fine on windows.
Thankfully, there's an updated version of l4dtoolz as a plugin instead of an extension (doesn't need a .dll or .so)
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Download "Get Plugin" (gives you a "l4dslots.smx" file) and "l4dslots.txt" from here: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=333092
Put "l4dslots.smx" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
Put "l4dslots.txt" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
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Open the "\Left 4 Dead 2\left4dead2\cfg\listenserver.cfg" file
Add these commands at the bottom of the file:
sv_maxplayers 8
sv_visiblemaxplayers 8
sv_force_unreserved 1
Save the file
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Download "abm.txt" and "abm.smx": https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=291562 (sign up not needed)
Put "abm.txt" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
Put "abm.smx" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"


EDIT: Download "abm.txt" and "abm.smx" (not "Get Plugin") from here instead: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showpost.php?p=2748953&postcount=517 (it's an fanmade updated version)
Put "abm.txt" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"
Put "abm.smx" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
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It needs a dependency, left 4 dhooks direct, download "left4dhooks.zip": https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=321696
Extract "sourcemod" into "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/"
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Download these addons:

Make sure you are hosting a local server.
Only the host needs to do this.
If you are a windowsCHAD, repeat the same steps except download versions for windows, not leetnux
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This can sometimes be buggy, if you have issues you may want to replace abm with left12dead. Left12dead is 14 years old without updates, so I avoided it. https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=126857
Add "l4d_survivor_limit 8" into "\Left 4 Dead 2\left4dead2\cfg\listenserver.cfg" if you are using left12dead.
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To disable sourcemod, to join a VAC server for example, just remove "-insecure" from the launch properties.
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Alternatively, you can download an already set-up build from this addon: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1488979533 (check the description)
It's only for winGODS though and uses different mods

EDIT: Even if you're using the versions from the edits, it's still gonna crash on shitnux. Why? Because left 4 dhooks, a required mod, crashes on leetnux FOR NO RAISIN.
 
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@SmallAnus IS A SHITALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALIAN SHITSKIN DAGOMAGGOT WOPROACH WHO WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER BE ANYTHING BUT THE NIGGER SUBHUMAN HE IS!
kys subhuman
go die
just die
What did small anus do? hmm
 
[SDKTOOLS] Sigscan for FireOutput failed [SM] Unable to load extension "sdkhooks.ext": Failed to setup entity listeners [SM] Unable to load plugin "abm.smx": Required extension "SDKHooks" file("sdkhooks.ext") not running

Doesn't work
I just googled it, it's because sourcemod binaries are broken for shitnux GEEEEEEEEEEEG :geg: :geg: :geg: :geg:
First thing I thought when I saw it didn't work for you. Linuxbabies...
 
@SmallAnus

Turns out l4d dhooks doesn't work on the stable version of sourcemod but only on linux because... trust the science
Also abm doesn't work on linux because it doesn't
And the left 4 toolz linux build doesn't work on linux because uhhmmm it just does okay
(all 3 mods work perfectly fine on windows geeeeeg)

So what you're gonna do is

Delete "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod", "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/metamod", "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/metamod.vdf", and "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/cfg/sourcemod" to undo my previous instructions
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Download sourcemod dev build: https://www.sourcemod.net/downloads.php?branch=dev (shitnux version)
Merge "addons" and "cfg" folders with the ones in the "Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Download metamod dev build (2.0): https://www.sourcemm.net/downloads.php/?branch=master (pajeetnux version)
Merge "addons" folder with the one in the "Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/" directory
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Generate a VDF: https://www.sourcemm.net/vdf (put the game as "Left 4 Dead 2", leave game folder blank)
Delete "metamod.vdf" and "metamod_x64.vdf" from the "Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons" directory, replace with the downloaded file
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Open the "/Left 4 dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/configs/admins_simple.ini" file
Find your steam id by putting a link to your steam profile here: https://steamdb.info/calculator/ (or any other indian steam id finder)
Copy the steam id, paste it at the end of the file, add a space or tab and write "99:z"
You can also comment your name with a double slash
It will look like this:
// RetardedLeetnuxPajeet
STEAM_0:0:694200000 99:z
Save the file
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Click "Get Plugin" (gives you a "l4dslots.smx" file) and "l4dslots.txt" here: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=333092
Put "l4dslots.smx" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
Put "l4dslots.txt" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"

This is an alternative to left 4 toolz that uses neither a .dll or a .so, works on leetnux
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Open the "\Left 4 Dead 2\left4dead2\cfg\listenserver.cfg" file
Add these commands at the bottom of the file:
sv_maxplayers 16
sv_visiblemaxplayers 16
sv_force_unreserved 1
l4d_survivor_limit 8
l4d_infected_limit 8
l4d_killreservation 1
Save the file
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Click "Get Plugin" (gives you a "l4d_superversus.smx" file) and "l4d_superversus.txt" here: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showpost.php?p=2704058&postcount=1285
Put "l4d_superversus.smx" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/plugins/"
Put "l4d_superversus.txt" in "/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/sourcemod/gamedata/"

This is an alternative to abm, it works on leetnux, a bit simpler, also adjusts the difficulty according to the amount of players
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Download "left4dhooks.zip" from here: https://forums.alliedmods.net/showthread.php?t=321696
Merge "sourcemod" folder with the one in the ""/Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/addons/" directory

Only works with the dev version of sourcemod for no raisin, even doe works with the stable version on windows
Took me only 6 hours to find that out
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Don't forget to add "-insecure" into launch properties
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Now launch the game and start a local server.
You're not done yet doe, now a .cfg file is generated, go to "Left 4 Dead 2/left4dead2/cfg/sourcemod/l4d_superversus.cfg" and here you can adjust the settings
Change l4d_survivor_limit "4" to "8"
Change l4d_infected_limit "4" to "8"
Change l4d_killreservation "0" to "1"
Save the file.

And it should work.
 
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OH YES IT IS I SHITURDICK AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE SUCKING BIG FAG NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT PENIS OF THE GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE AND THAT I GOON EVERY DAY TO TROON HAMSTERS LIKE THE SHITCILLIAN DAGOMAGGOT WOPROACH THAT I AM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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OH YES IT IS I SHITURDICK AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE SUCKING BIG FAG NIGGER TRANNY FAGGOT PENIS OF THE GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE AND THAT I GOON EVERY DAY TO TROON HAMSTERS LIKE THE SHITCILLIAN DAGOMAGGOT WOPROACH THAT I AM LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>oh im a condofag obsessing over random nusoibabas FOR NO RAISIN hating on homeGOD
 
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