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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⡿⡟⣯⡯⠿⣉⠭⠩⡍⠝⣛⢻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⡿⣏⢳⡩⣕⣾⣓⣯⣿⣿⣿⡻⣿⣿⡾⢷⣻⡿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀skibidi yes yes
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⡿⣝⢎⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⡉⠀⣝⠻⣿⣷⣿⣿⣯⢿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡽⣎⣿⣿⢟⣽⡳⢯⣽⣳⣏⣿⠐⣾⣿⣛⣯⡿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣷⣻⣽⣿⢇⠫⢞⣹⣇⠾⣷⢯⣿⢜⣿⡷⢣⡾⣽⠢⣘⢻⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⡷⣳⡻⣜⢠⣱⢾⣿⡿⡗⢯⣛⡾⢸⣿⡹⣳⣿⠦⣑⠠⣻⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⢧⡻⣄⣿⠟⠸⣿⡿⢻⠜⣣⣿⠸⣟⣣⡿⢻⣿⣿⡠⣿⣼⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⢎⣷⣭⠿⢶⢶⠶⡶⢾⣳⣿⡹⣘⢻⣾⣁⣈⣛⠋⢹⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⡿⣽⣞⡻⣌⠏⡐⠈⠐⣈⡶⠾⢓⡱⠉⢻⡿⣭⣙⠻⢻⡟⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣬⣿⣿⣟⡷⣮⡳⡜⢦⠕⠲⡀⣿⢿⣷⣦⣴⡡⣮⣿⣽⣿⡦⣁⡜⣿⢿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⢺⣿⣿⣟⢾⣻⣗⣻⡟⢀⢊⡔⡐⠆⢢⢘⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣛⢷⡡⢿⣯⣿⣿⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⢧⣿⣼⣏⣿⣿⣾⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣬⣯⣍⣳⣻⢛⢛⣳⣍⣝⣮⣽⣆⣹⣿⡏⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣏⢮⣹⣿⣾⣟⣿⣸⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⢿⢿⢻⠛⢟⠻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢯⣽⣿⢿⣯⢿⣯⢿⡷⠙⣿⣟⣾⢺⠚⡖⠖⢤⠧⠯⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣯⡖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⢯⣟⣾⣹⣗⣣⠈⠻⣿⣾⣶⣳⣶⣼⣤⣿⣿⠟⣡⣿⣿⣿⠧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣻⣞⣧⣟⣦⠍⡄⠴⢋⣩⣉⣩⣝⣻⡟⡡⢞⣷⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣽⣾⣾⡽⣞⠤⣈⠉⡉⠉⠉⢩⢙⡶⣥⢿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣯⣟⣦⢳⣐⠦⣑⣎⢶⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣇⣿⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡧⢿⣜⡾⣭⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠔⠒⠒⠒⠐⠈⠒⠐⠒⡾⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⢯⣷⢣⡓⠜⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠢⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⢼⡿⣯⠳⡌⡘⠤⣉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣾⢽⣿⣳⢡⠘⡰⠠⠁⠂⡇⢬⢉⢯⡻⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸
⠀⠀⠀⢉⡟⠚⠓⠚⠒⠒⠒⡺⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣟⡾⣿⢧⢢⠁⢆⠱⠀⠐⣏⠦⣉⠶⣹⣳⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣖⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⠒⢾⠁
⠀⠀⠀⡏⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢹⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡳⣿⣯⠆⣁⠊⠤⠁⠀⣿⠰⡡⢏⡷⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⢳
⠀⣀⣀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣺⡷⣿⣷⠩⢄⡘⢄⠃⠀⢿⡱⢌⡳⡽⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠤⣤⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⢳⣿⣯⣓⠂⢌⢢⠡⠀⣹⢆⠣⣽⣹⢿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢠⣀⣧⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⡯⣾⣿⢦⡉⢂⠦⡑⠠⢸⣋⠖⣱⢯⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠈⠣⠼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡷⣿⡽⣿⡶⡑⢌⢲⡁⠆⣹⢮⠸⣭⣟⣾⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣟⣷⢿⣿⡷⣭⠌⣆⢣⠒⣸⢧⢛⡶⣯⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢫⣿⡿⡜⡰⢊⡇⢒⢸⣯⢎⡷⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢯⣿⣿⡱⢡⢫⡜⢠⢻⣗⢮⡽⣷⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣯⣿⣷⣫⠕⡮⡜⢄⢺⡿⢬⣟⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡗⣿⣟⡶⡙⢶⣙⠢⣩⣿⢣⣟⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣏⣿⣯⢷⡙⢮⣇⢃⠖⣿⢣⣟⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⢾⣿⢧⢏⡳⣞⠌⣚⢿⡹⣞⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⠮⡵⣎⠣⢜⣻⢵⣻⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣿⣿⣟⣿⣽⢳⡹⣬⠃⡜⣺⢧⡿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣯⣿⣞⡧⣝⡖⢣⠘⣽⡾⣽⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣺
⠀⠀⠀⠹⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣷⣦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣷⣿⣻⡜⣧⣛⠤⠑⡎⢿⣽⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠇
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>Skibidi Toilet is a series of slow burn, bone-chilling, kafkaesque, anti-war war zoomerGOD MOVIES made by SFM animator DaFuq!?Boom!.
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>Contents
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> 1 Lore
> 2 The Science
> 3 On the Sharty
> 4 Characters
> 4.1 Skibidi Toilets
> 4.2 Cameramen
> 5 First and last(so far) episodes for comparison
> 6 Skibidi Toilet or Creeper
> 7 Elsagate
> 8 the kikes hate skibidi toilet because it's based
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>Lore
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>Skidibi Toilet is a disease in which a toilet nigger successfully attacks and consumes human brain.
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>Skibidi's motivation is to infect every living human with skibidi toilet syndrome.
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>The Science
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>The disease is also airborne, as evidenced by episode 4 where a few skibidi toilets enter a busy restaurant, and when the camera pans back they have all been transformed into skibidi toilets.
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>The first sightings were in a public bathroom. In the disease's early form, the heads could already sing and spin around. It is unclear, however, when the virus mutated to be able to detach toilets from the building.
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>Some scientists suspect that the virus attacks and liquefies all of the human skeleton below the skull, then uses that material to build the frame of the toilet, similar to how molluscs grow their shell, however there are no peer-reviewed studies to support this.
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>Dr.Fauci and the CDC have developed a cure: To stop the spread, all you need to do is stay at home, eat the bugs, live in the pod, and be happy.
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>On the Sharty
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>You WILL fill this section with relevant information NOW
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>On the 'party, toilets are known for fighting with babies or however the toilet is flushed. This very page serves as a proof.
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>Characters
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> Main article: Shit Nobody Cares About
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>Skibidi Toilets
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>The Skibidi Toilet are the titular main rapists of the Skibidi Toilet series and are the primary adversaries of The Alliance. These niggers are predominantly designed as toilets, each with chanting heads protruding from their toilet bowls, which often serve as their method of attack. They are responsible for numerous acts of aggression, as well as spreading the influence of the Parasitic Skibidi Toilet, which can also serve as their primary minions.
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>Cameramen
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>The Cameramen are the main enemies of the Skibidi Toilet. They have a closed-circuit television camera for a head, hence the name.
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>First and last(so far) episodes for comparison
>As of 14/02/2024, the series is still ongoing.
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> Episode 1
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>Skibidi Toilet or Creeper
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>Skibidi Toilet or Creeper is another meme[1], that originally was a part of the "If X Had minecraft" memes on Reddit and in the mainstream Internet in general.
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>This is what the person said in the meme:
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>Skibidi toilet or creeper? I choose skibidi toilet because I'm a sigma. So long, creeper!
>шкибиди туалет или крипер? я выбераю шкибиди туалет потому что я сигма, а крипер, прощай!
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>Mining diamonds, diamonds, diamonds, yeah, mining diamonds… Oh no, there are too many creepers, somebody help! Ah, skibidi toilet, help me please! Skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes, skib, skibi dip, skibidi dabadoo dabadoo dabadoo da
>Так, допываем алмазы, алмазы, алмазы, да, допываем алмазы. Ой нет, здесь слишком много криперов! кто нибудь - помогите! шкибиди туалет, помоги мне пожалуйста! шкибиди доп доп доп доп йес йес йес йес шкиб, шкибиди диб, шкибиди дабоду дабоду дабоду
>Да, спасибо!
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>What? Weh ya expectin' this ahticle to be free to read oh sumthin', goy?

>Soy Vey!
Judaism is a religious minority of approximately 14-88 million people. Jews mostly reside within Israel and America, but also have a large diaspora across the world.



In relation to Max​


Many chuds have also speculated that former NSS director, Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust co-founder, and former sharty administrator, Max is also of jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of jews would have the gall to pull off.

On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually jewish, shocking no one.

On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.


In relation to Froot​


First mentioned by a a Israeli Ip, Puts Ads on the sharty. loves posting Gay Porn and brimstone, good relations with faggots like Angeleno and Max (who is a kike)

Is French therfore likely that xhe loves Israel and jewish people, since xhe hates Muslims and is White

Hates Muslims who are the main enemies of current Judaism.. is publishing a shitty FNAF clone and uploading it to (((Steam)))

Bans people for the slighest reasons, lures his opponents into (((Open Air Prisons))) and then bans them..

Datamines and put Google Ads on the party.. Banned all VPNS and Tor nodes to stop """Pedophiles""" even doe they still post since they just use proxies and anyone who doesn't want to get datam

Is most likely The Anti-Soot in disguise..

Will go to the pits of the hades when xhe dies and will stay there forever...


Racemixing and (((Blacked Porn)))​

A Jewtube ad, advocating for racemixing
Jews love to advocate for racemixing and pornography. If you mix the two you get a type of interacial porn known as "Blacked", a subgenre of porn that tells our precious vvhite vvomen to start dating and having sexual relations with Blacks (even doe white women were obviously built for dat BWC). Israel itself is an ethnostate (they won't let you be a citizen if you don't worship Moloch or Baal) and yet promote garbage to western culture to weaken the white man's vril. You can see this happen to America with white men having significantly less testosterone than 50 years ago due to Tranny media and products with High amounts of Soy and seed oils, meaning less children, causing a decrease in birthrates while black men fuck multiple white women without protection (their primal brains simply cannot fathom that condoms prevent child support) (even doe, condoms are also a machination of the Jews, or something) and cause an increase in blacks (>and coincidentally crime but don't worry about that goy, also you owe me reparations for killing my family or something). You can see jews on the sharty every day, larping as trannies or 4cucks, trying to racemix 4cucks (pedophiles) and soyKINGS (Even doe, 'jakkers come originally from 4chan, or something) . Every day 4Pedocucks (even doe someone told me is actually Der 'Cord, or something) try to raid the sharty with 'P, NAS, "(brown skin people) are actually le aryans or something" posts and post shitty ragebait, albeit jannies deal with retards like this daily (even doe, they mostly don't delete half of that crap in time because they probably are Jews too something).


(((Israeli Soyjak)))​


Soyjak variant
(((Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום)))




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Booru Posts 139 As of October 27th, 2023
Traced From(((קורנליוס האיום)))


It's history is intricately linked with Islam and Christianity, as Christianity derives from Judaism.



Citations​


  1. Almost all the scientists who worked on the Manhattan project were somehow linked to jews, a proposed explanation would be that they did NOT want Nazi Germany to win the war.
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N 17:53 Paraguay‎‎ 4 changes history +392‎ [MontenegroTPD‎ (2×); JOYUNOOT2009‎ (2×)]


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N 17:35 User:MontenegroTPD/Sandbox‎ diffhist +317‎ MontenegroTPD talk contribs (Created page with "Paraguay is a shithole country in latinx muttmerica. The only person there worth of note is some faggot who hates Montenegro. Xhe also likes to play simpsons roleplay mods for the game Minecraft and is a self-proclaimed “Nazbol Islamist” and has a trans gf. Fuck paraguay and fuck paragayniggers. Fucking faggots.")


N 17:34 Kuz's 04-03-2024 Q&A‎‎ 8 changes history +4,959‎ [Impishfag‎ (8×)]


17:33 TheKuz.win‎‎ 6 changes history +265‎ [Impishfag‎ (2×); Gem Control‎ (2×); GauntletThrown‎ (2×)]



17:09 Soyjak.party/Happenings‎‎ 3 changes history +430‎ [Gem Control‎ (3×)]


16:45 Talk:TheKuz.win‎‎ 4 changes history +282‎ [Tefal‎; Impishfag‎; Gem Control‎; Friede‎]


15:59 (Move log)‎ [GauntletThrown‎ (2×)]

 
Your Dad was born to Your Paternal Grandfather, and his wife, Your Paternal Grandmother, sometime in the 20th century. Your Paternal Grandfather had served in the army during the Second World War. As a child, Your Dad was friendly with other children, and did well in school. He was into sports, but was never good enough to get on the school team. His best friend was a boy named Alexander "Alex" Cissoni. Alex was kind and caring, but also introverted and shy, probably due to autism. Your Dad did his best to help Alex with his struggles, but was always faced with new challenges. Notably, Alex was overweight, and had no other close friends other than Your Dad; as a result, was quite depressed emotionally. As Your Dad grew older, Alex seemed to become ever-more eccentric and reclusive; he began to acquire unusual hobbies, such as an interest in what was then called "Japanimation." Slowly, as Your Dad acquired other friends, Alex and Your Dad began to drift away from each other; researchers believe that this accelerated Alex's retreat into eccentricity.[1]
 
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1. O my Son, write this first Book, both for Humanity's sake, and for Piety towards God.

2. For there can be no Religion more true or just, than to know the things that are; and to acknowledge thanks for all things, to him that made them, which thing I shall not cease continually to do.

3. What then should a man do, O Father, to lead his life well, seeing there is nothing here true ?

4. Be Pious and Religious, O my Son, for he that doth so, is the best and highest Philosopher; and with- out Philosophy, it is impossible ever to attain to the height and exactness of Piety or Religion.

5. But he that shall learn and study the things that are, and how they are ordered and governed, and by whom and for what cause, or to what end, will acknowledge thanks to the Workman as to a good Father, an excellent Nurse and a faithful Steward, and he that gives thanks shall be Pious or Religious, and he that is Religious shall know both where the truth is, and what it is, and learning that, he will be yet more and more Religious.

6. For never, O Son, shall or can that Soul which while it is in the Body lightens and lifts up itself to know and comprehend that which is Good and True, slide back to the contrary; for it is infinitely enamoured thereof. and forgetteth all Evils; and when it hath learned and known its Father and progenitor it can no more Apostatize or depart from that Good.

7. And let this, O Son, be the end of Religion and Piety; whereunto when thou art once arrived, thou shalt both live well, and die blessedly, whilst thy Soul is not ignorant whether it must return and fly back again.

8. For this only, O Son, is the way to the Truth, which our Progenitors travelled in; and by which, making their Journey, they at length attained to the Good. It is a Venerable way, and plain, but hard and difficult for the Soul to go in that is in the Body.

9. For first must it war against its own self, and after much Strife and Dissention it must be overcome of one part; for the Contention is of one against two, whilst it flies away and they strive to hold and detain it.

10. But the victory of both is not like; for the one hasteth to that which is Good, but the other is a neighbour to the things that are Evil; and that which is Good, desireth to be set at Liberty; but the things that are Evil, love Bondage and Slavery.

11. And if the two parts be overcome, they become quiet, and are content to accept of it as their Ruler; but if the one be overcome of the two, it is by them led and carried to be punished by its being and continuance here.

12. This is, O Son, the Guide in the way that leads thither for thou must first forsake the Body before thy end, and get the victory in this Contention and Strifeful life, and when thou hast overcome. return.

13. But now, O my Son, I will by Heads run through the things that are: understand thou what I say, and remember what thou hearest.

14. All things that are, are moved; only that which is not, is unmovable.

15. Every Body is changeable.

16. Not every Body is dissolvable.

17. Some Bodies are dissolvable.

18. Every living thing is not mortal.

19. Not every living thing is immortal.

20. That which may be dissolved is also corruptible.

21. That which abides always is unchangeable.

22. That which is unchangeable is eternal.

23. That which is always made is always corrupted.

24. That which is made but once, is never corrupted, neither becomes any other thing.

25. First, God; Secondly, the World; Thirdly, Man.

26. The World for Man, Man for God.

27. Of the Soul, that part which is Sensible is mortal, but that which is Reasonable is immortal.

28. Every essence is immortal.

29. Every essence is unchangeable.

30. Every thing that is, is double.

31. None of the things that are stand still.

32. Not all things are moved by a Soul, but every thing that is, is moved by a Soul.

33. Every thing that suffers is Sensible, every thing that is Sensible suffereth.

34. Every thing that is sad rejoiceth also, and is a mortal living Creature.

35. Not every thing that joyeth is also sad, but is an eternal living thing.

36. Not every Body is sick; every Body that is sick is dissolvable.

37. The Mind in God.

38. Reasoning (or disputing or discoursing) in Man,

39. Reason in the Mind.

40. The Mind is void of suffering.

41. No thing in a Body true.

42. All that is incorporeal, is void of Lying.

43. Every thing that is made is corruptible.

44. Nothing good upon Earth, nothing evil in Heaven.

45. God is good, Man is evil.

46. Good is voluntary, or of its own accord.

47. Evil is involuntary or against its will.

48. The Gods choose good things, as good things.

49. Time is a Divine thing.

50. Law is Humane.

51. Malice is the nourishment of the World.

52. Time is the Corruption of Man.

53. Whatsoever is in Heaven is unalterable.

54. All upon Earth is alterable.

55. Nothing in Heaven is servanted, nothing upon Earth free.

56. Nothing unknown in Heaven, nothing known upon Earth.

57. The things upon Earth communicate not with those in Heaven.

58. All things in Heaven are unblameable, all things upon Earth are subject to Reprehension.

59. That which is immortal, is not mortal: that which is mortal is not immortal.

60. That which is sown, is not always begotten; but that which is begotten always, is sown.

61. Of a dissolvable Body, there are two Times, one from sowing to generation, one from generation to

death.

62. Of an everlasting Body, the time is only from the Generation.

63. Dissolvable Bodies are increased and diminished,

64. Dissolvable matter is altered into contraries; to wit, Corruption and Generation, but Eternal matter into its self, and its like.

65. The Generation of Man is Corruption, the Corruption of Man is the beginning of Generation.

66. That which off-springs or begetteth another, is itself an offspring or begotten by another.

67. Of things that are, some are in Bodies, some in their Ideas.

68. Whatsoever things belong to operation or working, are in a Body.

69. That which is immortal, partakes not of that which is mortal.

70. That which is mortal, cometh not into a Body immortal, but that which is immortal, cometh into that which is mortal.

71. Operations or Workings are not carried upwards, but descend downwards.

72. Things upon Earth do nothing advantage those in Heaven, but all things in Heaven do profit and advantage the things upon Earth.

73. Heaven is capable and a fit receptacle of everlasting Bodies, the Earth of corruptible Bodies.

74. The Earth is brutish, the Heaven is reasonable or rational.

75. Those things that are in Heaven are subjected or placed under it, but the things on Earth, are placed upon it.

76. Heaven is the first Element.

77. Providence is Divine Order.

78. Necessity is the Minister or Servant of Providence.

79. Fortune is the carriage or effect of that which is without Order; the Idol of operation, a lying fantasy or opinion.

80. What is God? The immutable or unalterable Good.

81. What is Man? An unchangeable Evil.

82. If thou perfectly remember these Heads, thou canst not forget those things which in more words I have largely expounded unto thee; for these are the Contents or Abridgment of them.

83. Avoid all Conversation with the multitude or common People, for I would not have thee subject to Envy, much less to be ridiculous unto the many.

84. For the like always takes to itself that which is like, but the unlike never agrees with the unlike: such Discourses as these have very few Auditors, and peradventure very few will have, but they have something peculiar unto themselves.

85. They do rather sharpen and whet evil men to their maliciousness, therefore it behoveth to avoid the multitude and take heed of them as not understanding the virtue and power of the things that are said.

86. How dost Thou mean, O Father?

87. Thus, O Son, the whole Nature and Composition of those living things called Men, is very prone to Maliciousness, and is very familiar, and as it were nourished with it, and therefore is delighted with it. Now this wight if it shall come to learn or know, that the world was once made, and all things are done according to Providence and Necessity, Destiny, or Fate, bearing Rule over all: Will he not be much worse than himself, despising the whole because it was made. And if he may lay the cause of evil upon Fate or Destiny, he will never abstain from any evil work.

88. Wherefore we must look warily to such kind of people, that being in ignorance, they may be less evil for fear of that which is hidden and kept secret.
 
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