what monster flavors should i try

[NT]

i only like the basic bitch green one right now
ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good

 

[ILoveVesna]

>what monster flavors should i try
>i only like the basic bitch green one right now
>ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good

 

[NT]

>what monster flavors should i try
>i only like the basic bitch green one right now
>ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good
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my mom wont let me get red bull she says its even worse than monster
its over

 

[ILoveVesna]

Why do you have this saved?

I dont
I just searched up astolfo and copy pasted it

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

i only like the basic bitch green one right now
ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good

The Red one.

 

[SINO]

i only like the basic bitch green one right now
ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good

Nigga zero ultra is literally the best doe

 

[SINO]

I've had the regular green, the green with no sugar, zero ultra and the zero sugar mango version.

Regular green is literally 25 grams of sugar in a fucking can, tastes decent but it will make you fat like George.
Green with no sugar has a weird alcoholic/beer-like aroma and has a very artificial and chemical-like aftertaste.
Mango tastes like some generic spic soda mixed in with 6 million grams of artificial fruit flavours and tastes bland as fuck.
Zero ultra is the only tolerable one and has a lighter flavour that doesn't dry up my throat like salt.

 

[HWABAG]

Lemonade or whatever

 

[Chesnaught]

This is the best one they've ever had

And you didn't ask, but this is the best Rockstar

my mom wont let me get red bull she says its even worse than monster
its over

Couldn't you just walk to a gas station and buy one?

 

[Steve]

i only like the basic bitch green one right now
ive tried pipeline punch and zero ultra but they werent very good

Drink a coffee instead, its the same effect and you're not ingesting liquid cancer.

 

[NT]

Drink a coffee instead, its the same effect and you're not ingesting liquid cancer.

I already do, usually black coffee. I just have monster as a weekly treat i guess.

 

[KingCargo]

None, because your not a dick-sucking faggot.

 

[istanbul]

energy drinks are, like, bad for you

 

[Soygoy]

you mean their cum?
idk man
most do

 

[Chesnaught]

you mean their cum?
idk man
most do

nusoicacas will not know that this is a reference

 

[Soygoy]

nusoicacas will not know that this is a reference

that's why it's funny doe.
Monster. The drink.

 

[X Immigrant]

None, energy drinks and stimulants are for cucks, go natural.

 

[HWABAG]

None, energy drinks and stimulants are for cucks, go natural.

even doe coffee is good for you

 

[X Immigrant]

Meds it raises your blood pressure and cucks your circadian rythyms

 

[HWABAG]

Meds it raises your blood pressure and cucks your circadian rythyms

meds coffee doesnt give you hypertension