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[X Immigrant]

Lol, Adin so obviously takes it up the ass. When things get uncovered, it's going to be like the Sketch leaks, calling it.

Lumbersexuals turn you on. Well kept men are faggots. Real men use their scruffy beards to cut down trees, not moisturize with gay ass alex jones frog jizz...

Enjoy women never seeing your chin, if you have one. Although you don't, I'd see why you'd advocate for beards.

Also don't you use fucking exfoliators? Why are you saying I'm turned on by these people, it's obviously you.

 

[DOLL]

Women love a mustache ride.... yet here you are being a boy bride like @X Immigrant

The "women" you are talking about must be spending their daylight hours at FedEx with the Package they are sending to you.... maybe they are spending their nighttime hours at FedEx too, waiting for you to show up in the stall next to them.

 

[nagolbud]

The "women" you are talking about must be spending their daylight hours at FedEx with the Package they are sending to you.... maybe they are spending their nighttime hours at FedEx too, waiting for you to show up in the stall next to them.

Feminine women love masculine men. Feminist women love simpy lumbersexual well kept soy boiz.
It is what it is.

 

[X Immigrant]

You'd know wouldn't you Doll? Considering you forklift those packages.

 

[DOLL]

THEY ARE FAGGOTS. 100% freemason boy brides... that's how they get rich and famous, selling that butthole to their freemason daddiez. #facts

Top G = G of Freemasonry.

imiTATE the Top G so you can have 33 super cars too....

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Top G? Yeah I know you're the top "G" wherever you go hombre..... the whole bathroom smells like buttcrack after you've been through it. Never thought I'd see a man take a 6 hour shit, but well.... after the janitor has been through the place I can figure out why.

 

[nagolbud]

@DOOR Needs a mirror, moisturizer, beard tenderizer, some hair fluffer, a hair dryer, all just to leave the house.

Meanwhile I bath in the ocean, use sand and mud to clean my body, shave with sea shells and aloe vera, while eating raw egg yolks and cooking meat over a wood flame... in the jungles of Mexico.

 

[DOLL]

@DOOR Needs a mirror, moisturizer, beard tenderizer, some hair fluffer, a hair dryer, all just to leave the house.

Meanwhile I bath in the ocean, use sand and mud to clean my body, shave with sea shells and aloe vera, while eating raw egg yolks and cooking meat over a wood flame... in the jungles of Mexico.

They buried you in the sand so you can't escape..... got a nagolbud shaped geoduck sticking out of the beach and covered in dookie.... only men seem to be looking for it out in the sands of Mexico..... don't know why you're cooking meat when you prefer it raw...... rofl

 

[X Immigrant]

Me? I just need my Native shampoo and wash, razor, deoderant, and soap. Maybe cologne if it's formal.

 

[nagolbud]

Top G? Yeah I know you're the top "G" wherever you go hombre..... the whole bathroom smells like buttcrack after you've been through it. Never thought I'd see a man take a 6 hour shit, but well.... after the janitor has been through the place I can figure out why.

Doll Door thinks he's a Chud but he just sent me this pic in DM's...

 

[nagolbud]

Me? I just need my Native shampoo and wash, razor, deoderant, and soap. Maybe cologne if it's formal.

deodorant and cologne is for beta buckos.

sigma spergs use baking soda and their natural man musk..

 

[Oot]

Thread derailed by doorbud combat

 

[Fagon]

deodorant and cologne is for beta buckos.

sigma spergs use baking soda and their natural man musk..

I rub my smegma on my face, it makes women attracted to you I think.

 

[nagolbud]

geoduck sticking out of the beach and covered in dookie....

"The geoduck is native to the coastal waters of the eastern North Pacific Ocean from Alaska to Baja California"

Confirmed cali boy bride. We don't have geoduck in the manly beaches of Mexico.

 

[X Immigrant]

Baking soda? I'm good. Mine has zero parabens, aluminum, or dyes, it's great.

And let's see how women react to your 'manly musk' pheromonemaxers are psuedoscientific idiots.

 

[DOLL]

We don't have geoduck in the manly beaches of Mexico.

Must be because of overhunting..... there used to be millions of them around Veracruz..... before the n*golbud showed up of course

 

[X Immigrant]

Doll and Nagolblud, working together as lumberjacks. Sweaty and rugged, their muscles ripple in the sun as they chop down trees...

 

[nagolbud]

Baking soda? I'm good. Mine has zero parabens, aluminum, or dyes, it's great.

And let's see how women react to your 'manly musk' pheromonemaxers are psuedoscientific idiots.

Nah I've seen it work first hand. Baking soda kills the bacteria so only your man musk is picked up... it's facts son. That's why you're attracted to lumbersexuals and 18-25 year old hot latina babes chase me around.

 

[nagolbud]

Must be because of overhunting..... there used to be millions of them around Veracruz..... before the n*golbud showed up of course

Probably when the Spanish showed up. Euromutts are gay as fuck. They literally wear gay ass outfits and worship troon kings and queens.

 

[Fagon]

Nah I've seen it work first hand. Baking soda kills the bacteria so only your man musk is picked up... it's facts son. That's why you're attracted to lumbersexuals and 18-25 year old hot latina babes chase me around.

Nagolbud, have you ever killed anybody?

 

[X Immigrant]

Well, I'll try it. But to me it sounds like a poor man's solution, like alcohol for acne.